[after watching the listless and boring Itchy & Scratchy episode "Dazed and Contused"]
[takes an angry puff from his cigarette] Eh, I could pull a better cartoon out of my a...[notices the cameras are on him]: Ha, ha! Hey, wow! Wasn't that great, kids?
That's as bad as the tasteless "Itchy & Sambo" cartoons of the late '30s. The writers should be ashamed of themselves.
Cartoons have writers?
Eh, sort of.
Oh yeah? Well you and I could write a better cartoon than that.
Write a cartoon ourselves? Bart, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Probably not. [in his mind, Bart is thinking about holding Santa Claus at gunpoint] Lie in the snow and count to 60. [Bart leaps into the sleigh and cracks the reins] Hiyah! [laughs evilly as he flies into the distance] Merry Christmas, suckers!
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