HSHomer's Brain
This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past.
Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
Oh, my God!
HSHomer's Brain
No, the other secret!
Marge, I never graduated from high school.
Well, that still doesn't explain why you ate my soap... Wait, maybe it does...
I never passed Remedial Science 1-A.
Marge [concerned] And you're a nuclear technician?
Marge, ix-nay on the uclear-nay echnician-tay!
What did you say?
Homer [upset] I don't know. I flunked Latin, too!
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