You heard the lady, Homer. So please mow quietly. Genius at work. [closes his bedroom window] One o'clock. Still just a potato.
“Dead Putting Society” · Season 2
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Bart Simpson (4), Marge Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Ned Flanders (2)
All right, knock it off!
Knock what off, Simpson?
You've been rubbing it in my nose since I got here! Your family is better than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and your son like each other, your wife's butt... [Ned gasps] is higher than my wife's butt! You make me sick!
Simpson, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave. I hope you understand.
I wouldn't stay on a bet! [walks out but gets back to pick up a club sandwich that Maude prepared] One for the road! [eats on the way out]
[begins writing a letter] "Dear neighbor..."
[Later, Ned walks up to the Simpsons house, and was about to slide the envelope under the front door]
[from behind] FLANDERS!!!
[startled] Gah! Oh, hey. Sorry, Homer. I just wanted to give you this letter. I'll leave now.
[opens the letter Ned handed him and starts reading it] "Dear neighbor..." [starts snickering. Cut to the next morning. he, Bart, Lisa, and Marge are seated around the breakfast table in the kitchen, and he's is reading Ned's letter out loud] "You are my brother." [laughs, Bart and Lisa snicker] "I love you." [he, Bart, and Lisa all laugh out loud, while Marge frowns disapprovingly] "And yet, I feel a great sadness..." [snickers] "...in my bosom." [he, Bart, and Lisa laugh even harder] "Bosom..." Wait, wait, there's more! [continues laughing]
[stands up] I think that's terrible! A man opens his heart, and you make fun of him! [exits the room and quietly snickers to herself, then walks back in just as Homer continues reading the letter]
"Neighbors forever," Oh no! [he and Bart laugh] "Ned Flanders." [he, Bart, and Lisa laugh]
[slapping the table] What a sap!
[wiping away a tear] Read the bosom part again, dad![Homer, Bart, and Lisa laugh]
Now, just a minute!
"Bosom." [he, Homer, and Lisa laugh]
Dad, I've never won anything in my life.
Son, this is the only time I will ever say this. [angrily] It is not okay to lose.
Bart, having never received any words of encouragement myself, I'm not sure how they're supposed to sound, but here goes... [puts a hand on his shoulder] I believe in you.
[puts his hand over hers] Thanks, man.
Come on Bart. Remember what Vince Lombardi said! If you lose, and you're out of the family.
Homer! [hits Homer in the head]
Ow!
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