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Homer and Ned in “Dead Putting Society”

All right, knock it off!

Knock what off, Simpson?

You've been rubbing it in my nose since I got here! Your family is better than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and your son like each other, your wife's butt... [Ned gasps] is higher than my wife's butt! You make me sick!

Simpson, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave. I hope you understand.

I wouldn't stay on a bet! [walks out but gets back to pick up a club sandwich that Maude prepared] One for the road! [eats on the way out]

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