Answering Machine quotes from The Rockford Files

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] This is Toby. I forgot what I was calling for. Your recording is so boring... spike it with some humor, some personality...something!

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep and caller talks very quickly] Jim, I leave London four o'clock, arrive in L.A. at nine, I guess that's London time, yep, four to five is nine, minus twelve hours flying... no plus twelve hours, ah but then there's a time change...

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] Rockford? Jake at the Sand Pebble. Sorry old buddy, but there have been gun shots around your place once too often. The neighborhood association wants to have a talk with you.

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] Jim, you give Peg the two hundred for the painting, she owes me seventy and I owe you forty-six for the Christmas trees. Harry still out sixty for the dinner, but at least it'll void that check.

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

John Cooper

[beeep] Jim, Coop. I'm at that address you wrote down for that poker game tonight. This is a gas station, it's closed, there's no one around and now my car is stalled! You gotta call me at four-six-six... [click]

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

Miss Holroyd, City Federal. Your lost check still hasn't arrived. It's impossible for us to lose checks, so unless we receive full payment by noon today we'll foreclose.

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

Angel

[beeep] Jimmy! Angel! Listen, Eddie Talavora just give me a hot tip on a class filly in the eighth out at Holly Park. Only problem is I need a twenty!

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] Mr. Rockford, Arthur's Hi-Fi. Your stereo's ready, but since your warranty expired in the two months it was in our shop, you'll have to pay the sixty dollars on the repair.

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] Mr. Rockford, you know what to do if you attacked and killed? Ask for Albert Kimsi at grand opening of Happy Dawn School of Secret Arts. Win three lessons!

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beep] Jim, this is Florence Boyle. You worked for my husband last month in Glendale. You were so helpful then, and, well, I have a problem of my own I'd like to discuss... confidentially of course...

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] Jim, Joe Myers of Crowell, Finch and Merriweather. We're going to court tomorrow on that Penrose fraud case, but the steno misplaced your two-hundred-page deposition. Could you come down tonight and give it again?

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] Mr. Rockford, Miss Collins for the Bureau of Licenses. We got your renewal for the extended deadline, but not your check. I'm sorry, but at midnight you're no longer licensed as an investigator.

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

Jim, Denny from Denny's Pest Blasters. Got a great deal for ya. We'll rub out your rodents at a tremendously low cost, so call us. We're in the Yellow Pages and we mean business.

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[Beeep] Jim, this is Cal from the Leave the Whales Alone club. Our protest cruise leaves from the pier Saturday 3pm; the whales need you, Jim!

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[Beeep and drunken men begin to sing] We're down at Hennessey's Bar, Jim, having a drink or two. You better get down here quick, Jim, or we'll come and sing up your flue! Ha ha ha...