Answering Machine quotes from The Rockford Files

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] This is Marie at Liberty Bail Bonds. Your client Todd Leeman skipped, and his bail is forfeit. That's the pink slip on your '79 Firebird, I believe. Sorry, Jim. Bring it on over.

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

Frank

[beeep] Jim, Frank. I put a new outlet in the kitchen. I lay in the cable and the box, then I pulled the breaker, just like you said, and both of my TV sets start burning. What do I do now?

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeeep] Billings, L.A.P.D. You know, Thursday is Chapman's twentieth year, and we're giving a little surprise party at the captain's. I think you should come. By the way, we need five bucks for the present.

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone, leave your name and message. I'll get back to you.

[beeep] Mr. Rockford? This is Betty Jo Withers. I got four shirts of yours from the Bo Peep Cleaners by mistake. I don't know why they gave me men's shirts but they're going back!

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] Because the way you live says so much about you, your home has been selected by Royal Imperial Roofing and Siding as our neighborhood showcase. A bonded representative will call on you.