Frank Falcone quotes from The Rockford Files

Frank Falcone

You see, Jimmy, what we got here is a couple of inner-city nitwits. They're too stupid for the parks, and the pigeons are beating them out of their breadcrumbs, so they snuck up here to have some beer and belch, and burp.

[At the toy convention]] We represent the Anti-Violence Ambiance Association. We are against you, and all your toys, your TV image...

Frank Falcone

[cuts them off] I don't care what you think. Kids are my big concern.

We all have children, Mr. Falcone.

Frank Falcone

Oh yeah? Well, who's watching them, lady? It's uh... what, what time you got there? Oh yeah. They should be out of school. I mean, you're down here, at the convention hall, doing your 'concerned parent' number, and who's taking care of them?

We're addressing ourselves to larger issues...

Frank Falcone

Wha-what's larger than what's happening to your kids? Huh? What are they eating? Huh? What are they putting into their mouths while you're working yours, huh?

Frank Falcone

Where are they - right now - right this minute? Can you tell me that, lady? Huh? Y-you-know-what's on afternoon reruns? 'Godzappa Eats Wolfman'. You think that's good for children? You think they're not gonna watch... who's home to tell them 'no'? My show's on at 10pm. They should be in bed by 10pm!

Your toys...

[Interjects, nervously smiling] Our toys have a... a psychological counter... vI-violent quality, I'd like to point out to you... [steers them away from Frank] Now, if you just, uh, follow me, ladies, I Would like to explain to you this, uh, psychological design.

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

Frank

[beeep] Jim, Frank. I put a new outlet in the kitchen. I lay in the cable and the box, then I pulled the breaker, just like you said, and both of my TV sets start burning. What do I do now?