Answering Machine quotes from The Rockford Files

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] Sorry Jim, this is for Rocky. Hey Rock, Stan. Got that red head and her sister, 10:30 at Macy's Grill!

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] Mr. Rockford, Miss Miller of the Bartlett Book Club. "Great Detectives of America" is not in stock, so we sent you "Cooking Made Easy". Hope you enjoy it.

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] Jim, Sally. Hey, I just found out you're an Aries. Listen, if you have Virgo rising, give me a call...

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] Uncle Jim? It's Ralph. I got your letter, but I moved out here anyway. I really want those detective lessons!

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] Teddy's Tree House! You've won our free landscaping service for one full year! We'll mow your lawn, top your trees, mulch, seed, fertilize and feed! Isn't that wonderful?!

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] Hi, this is the Happy Pet Clinic. Your father gave us this number when he left town. The calico stray had six kittens. Please come get them - today!

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] Doctor Salter's office. This is the third time you've cancelled. Now you have to have that root canal. A sore foot has nothing to do with your mouth!

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] Gene's 24 Hour Emergency Plumbing. Your water heater's blown? We'll have somebody out there Tuesday...Thursday at the latest.

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] Tompkins at Guaranteed Insurance. About your burglary claim? Major loss alright. Funny you remembered to file... you didn't remember to pay your premium!

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] Jimmy, it's Phil in Puerto Rico. This is real important. Talked to Mr. [crackling line noise], he'll pay $20,000. Call him at 231… [crackling line noise] ...638.

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[Beeep] Bum-mer! I call up with some good vibes and positive energies and talk to a robot? For-get you man!

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] This is Department of the Army. Our records show you are the Rockford, James who failed to turn in his service automatic in May 1953. Contact us at once!

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] George Debohn, Malibu Space Watch. Had three sightings last week. You see anything unusual? Your television reception interrupted? Call 555-1313.

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] It's Pete. Hope you enjoyed using the cabin last week...only next time leave the trout in the refrigerator, huh, not the cupboard!

This is James Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.

[beeep] This is Esther, your father's friend. So, you're helping me move. That's it? You couldn't call? See if maybe I don't like the new place? See if maybe there's some painting to be done...?