Rita quotes from The Rockford Files

Rita

What are you doing? That's illegal!

Jim

Rita, on my best day I'm borderline.

Jim

Speaking of money, Rita, you never really did explain what happened to the money Maggie left you.

Rita

Oh yeah, well I'm not going to say that I should've known better, right? You're not going to give me the static? And I'm not going to hear about it from you for the rest of my life... it was this guy...

Jim

Rita...

Rita

Yeah, but, Jim, I had such a good time spending it!

Jim

How could you spend $300,000.00?

Rita

Boy, you never give up! You know that? You think I know where the money went? I know where the money went.

Jim

Where?

Rita

All right! [she starts counting off her fingers] The new apartment. The furniture. The microwave. I told you about my friend Monica's teeth? I mean somebody had to do something about her teeth!

Jim

Whadja do? Have them gold-plated and set with her birthstone?

Rita

What about that salesman, whatever he is?

Jim

No, no, no, I think you're right about him. I think he is a salesman, and he's sweating. Which means he knows what's going on. Now if we could just find him...

Rita

How? We don't even know what he does.

Jim

He's carrying a hip joint around in his brief case. There's got to be distributors, manufacturer, reps for prosthetic devices. How many of those can there be in L.A.?

Rita

Want me to tell you?