Susan Alexander quotes from The Rockford Files

Jim

Welllll, lady, I think you're being suckered.

Susan Alexander

Then you don't want the job?

Jim

Ummm, no, I didn't say that. Nawww, I just, uh, like to be upfront then I don't feel so bad about taking your money.

Susan Alexander

You're a private investigator! Why aren't you armed?

Jim

Because I don't want to shoot anybody.

Susan Alexander

[as Jim is loading his gun] I thought you didn't like to shoot people.

Jim

I don't shoot it, I just point it!

Susan Alexander

What are you going to do, Dave?

I'm gonna get a woman, and get drunk!

Jim

I'll drink to that.

Susan Alexander

Well, I guess I can too.