The Raccoons Season 1 quotes

How's my ace pilot doing?

Well, he's still in the air Pop.

Bert

You were TERRIFIC! That's the best crash I ever saw!

Huh... thanks Bert... I think.

Here's lookin' at you, kid!

Melissa

(laughs)

(clears throat)

Troy! Pull up a chair and join us!

Melissa

Yes!

Oh no, I just came to say goodbye. Besides, three's a crowd. No hard feelings about the race? Eh, Ralph?

Of course not! (pause) Well... wherever you're off to, we wish you the best of luck, Troy.

Thanks Ralph, Melissa. (mumbles) Well... it's on.

Mission accomplished sir!

Amazing! With you three it's usually mission impossible!

I said, give me the car keys!

No way Jose. This is the boss' car.

He'd send us to the smokehouse if we let anyone drive it!

Bert

So that's Bonneville huh? Is he giving you a hard time Cedric?

Well...

Bert

Come on Cedric, I can see what's happening! And you've only got two choices.

I'll take the orange soda Bert.

Bert

No, I mean two choices in dealing with Bonneville!

Oh Bert! Am I glad to see you! I thought you were Bonneville!

Bert

Nah! I'm much better looking.

Bert

Cyril! Cyril! Open up! Let me in!

Huh? I'll let you in for a lifetime of trouble if you don't get out of here pronto! It's the middle of the night!

Bert

Cedric and Bonneville are in trouble!

Don't go away!

Pigs! If anything happens to my son I'll hold you responsible!

Us? We were sleeping boss!

See? They admit it.

Look Cedric... maybe I am a stinker. Maybe... maybe I'm sorry.

Why all of a sudden?

Because I've got no more time. Because I'll be... gone in the morning. Like always. Can we be... I mean... can we be friends?

Maybe... we can try!

Bert

WOW!

Cedric! What's happening here?

Something that happens once in a blue moon Pop!

I envy you Melissa.

Melissa

Me?

You have a career. You have purpose. A direction in life. Me? I just flutter about on society business.

I might as well play golf on the Sahara Desert, the amount of time I spend in sand traps!

Sand Wedge again sir?

I'll turn you into a sandwich if you don't watch your lip Pig!

I just had a brilliant idea. I know how we can make some easy money.

Oh Lloyd... that's my favourite kind!

Mr Knox

Er, what's with the disguises boys? Does Mr Sneer disapprove of your catering business?

Oh no, the boss backs us all the way!

Yeah usually he's on our backs.

Er, besides, we're not in disguise!

No, no, it's er, it's er, protection from the sun!

The ozone layer, it's breaking down you know. And we're very sensitive to ultraviolet rays!

Mr Knox

I see...