(To Pig Two) If you were twice as smart as you think you are, you'd still be a halfwit!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
This place looks like a pig sty!
Oh, Thank you, sir! We try sir!
Good night Bert, Goodnight Cedric.
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
WAIT!
What is it?
I can't fall asleep, until I here my lullaby!
I don't think we know your lullaby.
Why don't you sing it for us, and maybe we'll learn it for tomorrow night?
It's not the same unless Pop is singing it.
Boss! Boss!
Well? Did you find him?
POPig One
Yes sir, we followed the girl like you said and...
PTPig Two
He's with The Raccoons!
The Raccoons? I should of known! Their the ones who put him up to this!
POPig One
But sir...
Those meddlesome rodents are a bad influence! The've got the poor kid brain washed!
POPig One
But sir, you were the one who made him retire. You were the one who... (Cyril glares at him) ...heh, heh, em, saw through The Raccoons all along.
And don't you ever forget it!
(singing) A dollar for your thoughts, my son. See money while you sleep. Watch those dollars jump the fence instead of silly sheep. And as each dollar earns its wings, snatch it from the air. Do this a million times my son, and you'll be a millionaire.
Adventure is my middle name!
Mine's Sydney!
POPig One
The last time I dug this deep was to pay off a stack of Parking tickets!
Pop! It's just a harmless adventure!
Adventure? There's no adventure in a treasure that isn't collecting 12 and a quarter percent per annum!
Oh no! Removing the treasure's setting off the traps! I thought you said they wouldn't work!
I guess I can't be right all the time...
(As Cyril and the pigs escape down the river with the treasure, their motor breaks down)
What in blazes is going on??
PTPig Two
It appears it's given up the ghost, sir!
You'll be ghosts if you don't get this barge moving!!!
Why aren't you looking for worms?
They have a treasure map!
Who? The worms?
PTPig Two
No-one can outsmart the security system!
I can! I can outsmart anything, including myself!
(To Pig One) You know, you would look good with an apple in your mouth!
Say, this slide is kind of fun!
Tell it to the alligators at the bottom!
(To his alligators) Careful boys! I pay your wages!
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