[Michael fails to resuscitate the dummy after he and his coworkers break out in song and dance to Stayin' Alive]
Okay, he's dead. Anyone know what we do next? Anybody? Rose?
I have no idea.
Anyone else?
We bury him.
Wrong! Ehhh! Check for an organ donor card. If he has one, we only have minutes to harvest.
He has no wallet. I checked.
He is an organ donor.
He is! [to Stanley] Get me some ice and a styrofoam bucket. [unsheathes a dagger strapped to his leg] Here we go!
[Dwight stabs the dummy in the chest and slices open its torso]
Oh my God! Dwight!
Dwight!
What are you doing?!
We search for the organs! Where's the heart? The precious heart?
I'm not feeling well. I need to sit down.
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