Pam and Michael in “Garage Sale”

[seeing Michael pouring gasoline all over the parking lot] Michael! Michael!

Hi.

Hi. I was just coming out to see what you were doing and to maybe stop you.

Oh, you know what, you have a siphon? I think I'm gonna run out of gas.

Why do you need more gas?

Well, I'm writing a message.

Is it a good message or a bad message?

I'm asking Holly a question in fire.

Are you proposing?!

Maybe.

Wow.

Hey, you know what? I've got gas all over my hands and my shoes. Would you light it? Would you do the honors please?

Yeah. Yeah, no problem. [grabs the lighter and runs away]

Pam.

Yep?

Could you light this please?

Michael, you've had two ideas today. And one of them was great. And the other one was terrible.

I am not in the mood for riddles, Pam.

This is terrible.