I am not a bad person. When I left Staples, I took some of their leads with me but I never intended to use them. What did I intend to do with them? Who knows. Maybe keep them as a souvenir. Maybe use them.
“Launch Party” · Season 4, Episode 5
In this episode: Michael Scott (4), Kevin Malone (2), Oscar Martinez (2), Stanley Hudson (2), Dwight Schrute (1), Jim Halpert (1), Pam Beesly (1), Angela Martin (1)
It was a pretty disappointing day. It was kind of a slap in the face, to realize that I wasn't as important as I thought I was to a certain young executive. Who I had cared about. But you know, I'm not going to cry about it. I did that on the way home.
I can't do this. I can't do it.
Yes you can. I know you can. I wouldn't say it if I didn't 100% believe it. Who else could do this?
Okay. Okay.
No seriously, is there anyone else who could do it better? Because we don't have a lot of time.
Find anything?
I think it's a straight-forward kidnapping.
Stanley, could you look up "accomplices"?
Can't you guys do it?
'Cause we're looking up "jail time".
Do you remember what you said to me on my first day of work, just before you walked me over to my desk?
Yeah: "Enjoy this moment, because you're never going to go back to this time before you met your deskmate Dwight."
That's when I knew. You?
You came up to my desk and you said, "This might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat is expired."
That was the moment that you knew you liked me.
Yep.
Wow. Can we make it a different moment?
Nope.
Ryan just so you know, one of my salesmen beat your stupid computer asshole
That`s Michael, Always with a joke
PBPizza Boy
If anyone is listening, i`m being held here against my will, I`m a minor.
Good news.
We get to go home?
Guess who just ordered from your favorite pizza place, Alfredo?
[Everyone voices their approval]
Wait. Alfredo's Pizza Café? Or Pizza by Alfredo?
Same thing.
[Everyone grumbles in disagreement]
You know what? I don't understand when you all talk at the same time.
Oscar, talk to him.
Michael, there's a very big difference between these two pizza places. Both in quality of ingredients, and overall taste. Which one did you order from?
Pizza by Alfredo.
[Everyone groans]
Okay, okay, what's better? A medium amount of good pizza? Or all-you-can-eat of pretty good pizza?
EEveryone
Medium amount of good pizza.
[cut to Kevin in interview]
Oh no, it's bad. It's real bad. It's like eating a hot circle of garbage.
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