[bringing in a dead goose] I accidentally ran over it. It's a Christmas miracle!
C'mon, Dwight, we talked about this: no dead animals in the office.
“A Benihana Christmas” · Season 3, Episode 10
In this episode: Michael Scott (3), Dwight Schrute (1), Jim Halpert (1), Stanley Hudson (1), Toby Flenderson (1), Ryan Howard (1)
I'd like everybody's attention. Christmas is cancelled.
You can't cancel a holiday.
Keep it up, Stanley, and you'll lose New Year's.
What's that mean?
Jim, take New Year's away from Stanley.
I miss the days when there was only one party I didn't want to go to.
Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then suddenly...she's not yo' ho no mo'.
Why do I feel like crap?
You just had a rebound.
A rebound?
Yeah. Which, don't get me wrong, can be a really fun distraction, but when it's over... you're left thinking about the girl you really like-- the one that broke your heart.
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