I'll be the number-two guy here in Scranton in six weeks. How? Name repetition, personality mirroring, and never breaking off a handshake. I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like a... carpenter... that makes stairs.
“The Merger” · Season 3, Episode 8
In this episode: Andy Bernard (2), Dwight Schrute (1), Jim Halpert (1), Kelly (1)
Hello. I don't believe we've been introduced. Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager.
Andy Bernard, Regional Director in charge of Sales.
So you'll be reporting to me then.
On the contrary.
My title has "manager" in it.
And I'm a director. Which on a film set is the highest title there is. Do you know anything about film?
I know everything about film. I've seen over 240 of them.
Jim! Oh my God, I have so much to tell you. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had a baby, and they named it Suri! And Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie also had a baby, and they named it Shiloh! And both babies are amaziiiing!
Wow, so, uh, what's new with you?
[blank stare] I just told you.
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