[seeing a picture of Michael and Jan in Jamaica] Oh my God, is that Jan?
No... that's a German woman named... Urkel... grue.
“Back From Vacation” · Season 3, Episode 12
In this episode: Michael Scott (3), Jim Halpert (1), Pam Beesly (1), Jan Levinson (1)
Jan? You complete me.
...Oh god.
The Jamaicans don't have a word for "impossible."
Yep, it's English. It's impossible.
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