You're out of your mind.
Maybe I am, Alex. Maybe I'm like, so far out of my mind that I'm in yours.
S2 E4The New Era
Truth is, being CEO is a bitch.
Hmm, you'd think you'd be a natural.
I've redefined rock-bottom several times tonight.
S2 E5The SnO.C.
You've gotta go, like, Ice-Man on her ass, see how she likes it.
Wow, was that your first X-Men reference?
Top Gun.
Top Gun. Hey, that's one of the greatest love stories of our time.
That is how lame I have become. I can't even be third-wheel to an actual relationship.
Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child.
I get it. You guys are just one of those couples. Even when you're not being a couple, you'll always be a couple. You're Joanie and Chachi, Luke and Leia.
Luke and Leia were brother and sister.
Yeah, well, may the Force be with you.
I was easier to love back then. I was beautiful and much nicer.
Jules, c'mon. You're still beautiful. And we both know you were never nice.
S2 E6The Chrismukkah That Almost Wasn't
It's been so long since we've done this.
Well, it's like riding a bike... An incredibly toned and, you know, evenly tanned and limber bike.
I've had so many clandestine meetings lately I feel like I'm in an Oliver Stone movie.
Every kid grows up, stops believing in Santa... I stopped believing in my dad.
I thought you two were getting along really well.
What makes you say that?
Last week, when you said you and Jimmy were getting along really well.
Congratulations. You're a Cohen. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.
LLindsey
It's a little soon to joke.
Not for us Cohens. It's what we do. Laugh through our tears. Make jokes inappropriately soon after a traumatic event. Sometimes we'll just make the joke during the traumatic event.
[singing] Moses and Jesus, they both had beards...
S2 E7The Family Ties
It's a story as old as time, really. Boy meets girl, boy likes girl, boy finds out that girl is surrogate mother's illegitimate half-sister.
I'm guessing it's too soon to joke, Seth. Even for a Cohen.
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