Congratulations. You're a Cohen. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.
LLindsey
It's a little soon to joke.
Not for us Cohens. It's what we do. Laugh through our tears. Make jokes inappropriately soon after a traumatic event. Sometimes we'll just make the joke during the traumatic event.
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