Seth Cohen quotes from The O.C.

Seth

Ryan, my girlfriend went out with a girl. There's only one thing to do to make it okay.

Zach

You're gonna hook up with a guy?

Seth

I should apologize. It's just my pride.

Ryan

What pride?

Seth

Yeah I guess there's nothing standing in my way.

Seth

So what if Alex has en ex?

Ryan

Most people do.

Seth

That's right. It's probably some meathead thug with her name tattooed on his bicep.

Seth

Ok, it is 0700 hours. Let the record show that guys' night out has officially begun.

Zach

Uh, Seth, 0700 means it's 7 am.

Seth

Ok, nobody cares that you were at JROTC. Now listen to me. Tonight, Newport is our bitch, okay? So let's go out there and let's do what guys do. [Ryan joins them] Ryan, what do guys do?

Seth

Summer and I are getting involved [in the comic book], professionally, Ryan. Now you know how these things go. Late nights at the office...

Ryan

You don't have an office.

Seth

Sure, but with the added stress of work and deadlines, you know, things can get...uh, sexy.

Ryan

You're writing a comic book. Not sexy.

Seth

We'll await the next great romance to wreck havoc on my heart and mind.

Ryan

[deadpan] I can hardly wait.

Summer

[sees Seth's jaw drop over her sexy outfit] Don't give me the junk in the trunk either.

Seth

Just the gifts God gave you.

Seth

Spiderman is really the only protective headgear I own.

Summer

Well, it's too bad you weren't wearing protective headgear when you were dropped on your head as a child.

Seth

Oh, zing!

Seth

oh my god

Marissa

oh my god

Alex

oh my god

Ryan

This thing with Lindsay is... different.

Seth

Different how?

Ryan

Different as in not fixed by pancakes. And don't ask me how I feel about waffles.

Seth

Got it.

Seth

How is it that Ryan and Marissa are now the functional couple?

Summer

Oh, my God, we cannot be more annoying than Ryan and Marissa. We're monsters.

Seth

I like monsters.

Ryan

Live in the now, Seth.

Seth

I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Marissa

So what's your plan? Who's your social chair savior?

Seth

Ryan.

Marissa

Mr. Water polo? I don't think so.

Seth

Yeah, but think about this. That guy worked in, no no no, he toiled in an actual construction job. Also, he enjoys architecture and burning stuff down.

Ryan

That was Trey.

Kirsten

Your brother?

Ryan

Yeah. He's getting out of jail tomorrow. Wants me to pick him up in Chino.

Seth

Well, there's that family trip you wanted.

Seth

You're still an Atwood. Only a slightly more edgy, darker version, I think. But some people think Ryan's gotten a little softer.

Trey

Ryan said you talk a lot.