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The New Batman Adventures · Season 1, Episode 15

Commissioner Gordon, Dentist and others in “Unfinished Business”

Commissioner Gordon

I don't mind telling you, I really hate these check-ups. If it weren't part of the police physical, I wouldn't be here at all.

DDentist

Oh, come now, Commissioner. What in this miserable world is more beautiful...

[turns around]

Joker

...THAN A NICE, BIG SMILE? (laughs)

[Gordon bolts up from the chair, but is lassoed back in by a shot from Harley.]

Harley Quinn

Naughty, naughty. Jump around like that and the doctor won't give you a lollipop.

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