My name is Mary McSweeney, Santa. Can you bring my dad home for Christmas?
Gee, I don't know. Where is your dad?
In prison.
Whoa! Your dad is Mad Dog... uh, Mike McSweeney?
[Mary nods]
[aside, to Montoya] Poor kid. I sent her old man up the river three months ago. [to Mary] Uh, look, kid, I'd like to help you, but it's like this... [sighs] What I'm trying to say is, some wishes even Santa can't make come true. [gives Mary money] Ah, here, get yourself something nice for the holidays.
[hugs him] Thank you, Santa! Would it be okay if I bought something for my dad, too?
As long as it ain't a hacksaw, why not?
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