[It is December 22. Poison Ivy is sitting outside the apartment window. She overhears Harley Quinn talking inside the bedroom.]
I'm depressed, Red. Here it is, holiday time, and we're hiding out in this dingy rat-trap. No presents, no fun, no nothing. Can't we at least get a Christmas Tree?
[slams the window angrily] What?! And support the mad campaign of botanical genocide that grips this country every December?!
[falls on the bed with a yelp] But Christmas trees are so bright and fun and pretty! Oh, please, please- please-- [Ivy hits her with a pillow in the face]
Calm down, Harls. I've got a little plan that will make this the happiest Christmas ever.
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