[confronting the Joker's goons.] I know you. Last time we met, you were working for - dramatic pause - THE JOKER!
We don't know nothin' about no Joker, creep.
Creep? Creep?! [beat.] I like it. My new name: the Creep? Nah wait, too negative...I have it! I am...drumroll, please. [Long pause.] I said "Drumroll, please"! [he drums on one of the goons' heads.]
Hey!
I am... the Creeper! [grabs goon.] So tell me, from one sociopath to another, where's the Joker?
His girlfriend's throwin' him a party, invitation only.
Darn it! Left the invite in my other pants! So, what's the address again?
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