TV show quotes
[his bug is feasting on vegetables] He's huge. I'm going to have the best science project in the entire class.
Uh, Christopher Robin.
Yes, Roo?
He's kind of our friend.
Yes. And we wish to know if he will have to remain a science project forever.
[laughing] Don't worry, guys. As soon as I show him in school tomorrow, I'll let him go.
Oh. Really?
That’s grand!
Just what I need. Another bug, and such a hungry one.
Spring is the jagular's favorite time of year for springing out unexpectedly at collectibibbles.
[seeing a blank canvas] Hello there, fellow artistes. It's brilliant, genius. Looks like polar bears eating marshmallows in a snowstorm.
He says, "Look out for the HOLE!"
[He and Piglet fall into Gopher's hole. Tigger slides into view and bounces himself into the hole as well. The three then crash into the ground]
That's okay, Rabbit. It's nice just being here.
Rabbit? But you used to call me Rabbie, remember?
I'm too old for that.
Oh no, Kessie. You'll always be my little baby bird. But what matters now is, you're back. Back to stay forever.
You remember that crazy old story about the cat who played out of tune? [in his fantasy, a cow rams Tigger and he flies straight through the moon] He fiddled so bad, a moo cow got mad and k-nocked him clear to the moon.
Oh my.
The whole sky was bare when the kitty got there and he fell to what looked like his doom. [in his fantasy, a round plate sits on a wall] Meanwhile down on the ground, all cuddly and round, Humphrey Dumphrey sat on his wall. Then he heard a strange noise. [in his fantasy, a hollering Tigger falls on the wall, catapulting him away] And he gazed up on high and that kitty came falling right out of the sky. He sent Humphrey flying like a chubby old bird. But where the guy landed, I won't say a word.
[Tigger has built a very long ladder stretching across the landscape]
I came. I sawed. I hammered.
This will get us up there.
But how do we get it up there?
[They find a massive pipework system in the clouds]
Why, this must be the cloud machine Christopher Robin told me about.
And there is where your cloud soup's coming from.
Uh, which ones? Well the uh, magician's not here, and uh, there's no bishop.
Say, the bish-hop sounds like my kind of guy. Hoo hoo!
But wait'll you see what I ordered next. A steam shovel, uh, spoon, a nuclear powered drill! I think I'll name her Nancy. [everyone runs in horror]
[Pooh's birthday cake is covered with candles]
Hoo! I knew buddy bear was having a birthday. I just didn't know he was having so many.
[The cloud starts raining on Tigger]
Don't cry, little cloud. Tigger didn't mean it.
Hey, knock it off! Don't you have a parade you can go rain on? Why am I the only one to get drenched by this cloud?!
Maybe it doesn't like wet bears.
Well, I don't like wet clouds.
[The rutabaga potato blooms]
Oh my. Is it Tuesday the 15th already?
[Narrating Piglet's poem] But you don't want to slow down now cuz you forgot them bumbly bees. [Piglet is chased by bees and runs into a wall that appears out of thin air] Did I mention a brick wall?
No.
Sorry.
The birdie is actually Piglet.
You sure if I toss him up into the wild blue yonder, he won't flap around for us?
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