Tigger quotes from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

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[repeated line] Masked offender to the rescue!

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Ha! Don't worry, long ears. We won't let another one of these things drop on your noggin.

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[singing as he scrubs Piglet's floor] Scrub a dub dub dub!

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Hoo hoo! Well, it's a good thing I hid them. [shuts his window, inadvertently causing Rabbit, who was hanging from the sill, to plummet and scream] Did you hear something?

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Aha! This case is solved! Piglet was here dreaming about daffodils, which as every genius private ear knows, Piglets are allergical to. [sniffs some daffodils but sneezes]

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Okay, 10 pots from Kanga, check. 7 from Rabbit, check. 1 yo-yo from Roo?! Yuck, uncheck.

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Hmm...good move. But not good enough! Hoo hoo hoo! King Kong me! Ha ha! I win, I win, I...always win. Boy this sure is boring. [kicks over the checkerboard]

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[mixing ingredients for an unusual bubble recipe] Better add a little more glue, and a lot more honey. And a little more of this and a dash of that and a few of these and one of those, a pinch of them and [laughs] ah, that ought to do it.

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Show us how fast you can run to that tree and back. one for the honey, two for the road, 3 to get ready, and off you go! [gasp] Why, that was so fast I didn't even see you go!

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[as Pooh and Eeyore leave] Now, where was I? Oh, yeah. Banana splits and Pogo sticks and submarines and Lima beans and- Lima beans?! Yuck! How'd they get into my birthday? [clears his throat] A music box and a pair of socks! A bicycle bell and a carousel! Pies of custard and whole of mustard! [laughs after the screen fades to black]

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[seeing termites in a matchbox] Huh. Looks like I have a houseguest. Why, it must be a blue-faced yellowbellied housefly. Hiya, little fella! My name's Tigger. What's yours? The shy type, no doubt. That's okay, kid. You and me are gonna be best friends. We'll go places and do things like going to walks, playing marbles, singing songs in four part harmony, just the two of us.

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[as his friends run from his inventions] How gratifrying to see satisfried customers.

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Spring is the jagular's favorite time of year for springing out unexpectedly at collectibibbles.

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[seeing a blank canvas] Hello there, fellow artistes. It's brilliant, genius. Looks like polar bears eating marshmallows in a snowstorm.

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Hoo! I knew buddy bear was having a birthday. I just didn't know he was having so many.