Pooh quotes from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

Pooh

Oh. That's uh, very nice, but when things end up missing, not everyone is happy with walnuts in return.

Pooh

[following a cookbook] 2 egg whites? Oh, but they're all white! [Pours the whole dozen in]

Pooh

[setting a trap] ...And then the wagon with the cake rolls down the ramp and trips the rope which drops the washtub right onto the mice.

Pooh

I promise I shall never ever lose you anymore. [peers into shower, but Piglet is gone] Piglet? Piglet! Oh, I've done it again!

Pooh

Surprise! [The crows are alarmed and flee] I wonder where they're off to in such a hurry.

Pooh

[removes a rock from under a round boulder] Maybe one of these would do? [the boulder starts rolling towards them] Oh bother.

Pooh

He says, "Look out for the HOLE!"

Pooh

Oh my. Is it Tuesday the 15th already?

You, Pooh Bear, have accused of popping a balloon!

Christopher Robin

[crying] He broke my balloon. How can I ever speak to him again?

Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!

Silence! Pooh Bear, how do you plead? [Pooh stammering] Guilty!

Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!

Pooh

Christopher Robin! [wakes up]

Rabbit

[horrified] Oh, my! It's Pooh Bear!

Piglet

[horrified] Oh, he's going to tell Christopher Robin about the b-b-b-balloon!

Tigger

This is ridikkerous! I don't want to be a scotch pine.

Pooh

Oh, I do wish Tigger were here. Perhaps he could think of something.

Tigger

Hey! Maybe I am a Tigger!

Pooh

No, I'm afraid he's the only one, and he has stripes.

Piglet

Ooh, um... Couldn't we paint stripes on him? [Pooh smiles]

Pooh

I'm Winnie the Pooh, but you can call me...

[laughs] Oh, that's priceless! A Pooh named Winnie?! [laughs]

Tigger

Don't look now, but I think this ape's one banana short of a bunch.

Pooh

Ooh! What a blustery morning. It must be Winds-day again. Oh, bother.

Pooh

He's just being afraid. It's the wind, you know. [Pooh offers him a slice of cake] Piglet, make a wish.

Piglet

I wish I never had to come out of here again.

Pooh

Helmet! Is that you?

Pooh

Hello, Tigger. I didn't expect to see you down here.

Tigger

I came to rescue you, buddy bear. I thought you might be lost!

Pooh

I'm not lost! I'm right where I'm standing! Unfortunately, where I'm standing may be lost.

Tigger

What's that? What's that?!

Pooh

Hello, Eeyore. Have you come to rescue me, as well?

Pooh

Hello, Rabbit! If you're lost, you've come to the right place!

Tigger

Yes, because of buddy bear taking Gopher's helmet, we're gonna be down here forever!

Eeyore

Or longer.

Pooh

Which um, reminds me, Eeyore and I have to go...find some honey.

Rabbit

How can you think of food in a time like this?!

Pooh

I practice.

Pooh

Christopher Robin, is that twinkly one really your very own wishing star? Really?

Christopher Robin

Oh yes, Pooh. Would you like to wish for something?

Pooh

Oh, very very much.

Christopher Robin

Then you have to say the special wishing rhyme.

Pooh

But I don't know the special wishing rhyme.

Christopher Robin

Silly old bear. That's because I haven't told you yet. Now remember, you have to flap like a bird, jump like a fish, sit down, stand up, wish wish wish.

Pooh

Flap like a bird, jump like a fish, sit down, stand up, wish wish wish.