But wait'll you see what I ordered next. A steam shovel, uh, spoon, a nuclear powered drill! I think I'll name her Nancy. [everyone runs in horror]
S4Shovel, Shovel, Toil and Trouble
S4The Wise Have It
[Pooh's birthday cake is covered with candles]
Hoo! I knew buddy bear was having a birthday. I just didn't know he was having so many.
S4Cloud, Cloud Go Away
[The cloud starts raining on Tigger]
Don't cry, little cloud. Tigger didn't mean it.
Hey, knock it off! Don't you have a parade you can go rain on? Why am I the only one to get drenched by this cloud?!
Maybe it doesn't like wet bears.
Well, I don't like wet clouds.
S4To Dream the Impossible Scheme
[The rutabaga potato blooms]
Oh my. Is it Tuesday the 15th already?
S4Piglet's Poohetry
[Narrating Piglet's poem] But you don't want to slow down now cuz you forgot them bumbly bees. [Piglet is chased by bees and runs into a wall that appears out of thin air] Did I mention a brick wall?
No.
Sorry.
The birdie is actually Piglet.
You sure if I toss him up into the wild blue yonder, he won't flap around for us?
S4Owl's Well That Ends Well
[Rabbit is a victim of Tigger's swill trap]
Tigger, what is this?
This, bunny boy, is swill.
S4 E1Sorry, Wrong Slusher
Look, he's only holding a butter knife.
A b-b-butter knife? Oh, d-d-dear. The poor butter.
S4 E2Grown But Not Forgotten
Cookie, anyone?
Oh boy! Chow time! [takes the entire plate]
Gentlemen take only one cookie
It's a good thing I'm on a diet.
Tea, Pooh?
Oh, just a drop...if you please.
Pooh bear!
One lump or two, Tigger?
Make it 50! [dumps the entire sugar bowl]
Tigger! Where are your manners?
Must have left them in my other suit. [slurps the tea]
No no no! Proper gentlemen drink with the pinky extended like so. Now you may pass the milk, Tigger.
Why certainly. Go out long, Piglet! [uses the pitcher as a football]
First for all, you move into a new house. Nah. It's got to be a big old house. [the house starts to grow] What? You call that big? [the house grows] With a 200-car garage, and a tree with a swing and a garden full a daffodils, and a couple of pink flamingos and a mailbox made to match. And last but not least, and off-white pickety fence.
S4 E3A Pooh Day Afternoon
Squonky! Squonky!
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Squonky? I don't carry any squonky.
Time to face the music. There's something I have to tell you. I lost your dog. I'm really sorry. I'll get you a new one.
[Pooh, Tigger and Gopher on the vacuum return and crash in the shed. Skippy returns]
Boy am I glad to see you. Hey stop that! No don't stop that.
Thank goodness my fluff is fluffy.
Thank you guys for everything. If Piglet hadn't been so especially brave, we never could have gotten the dog back.
S4 E4The Good, the Bad and the Tigger
Say, where's the propeller on this thing?
Tigger, trains don't have propellers! Although it does seem to be missing its rudder.
[Jumps into the locomotive cab] I am the Tigger with No Name!
I am the Pooh with a Name! If only I could remember it. Oh, bother!
Say, how'd you get here so fast?
It's a fantasy.
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