Piglet quotes from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

Piglet

Oh, hello. You must be a friend of Rabbit. Have you come to visit him? [it of course doesn't answer] Oh, no need to be shy. I'm a friend of Rabbit's too. [He finally sees its scary face and runs] Yipe! Help!

Piglet

I just finally realized something. There's small, and there's very small, and there's very very small. And it really doesn't matter what you are.

Piglet

Thank you. Thank you for sharing this, Eeyore. It's made everyone so happy.

Eeyore

Just returning the favor, Piglet. Just returning the favor.

You, Pooh Bear, have accused of popping a balloon!

Christopher Robin

[crying] He broke my balloon. How can I ever speak to him again?

Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!

Silence! Pooh Bear, how do you plead? [Pooh stammering] Guilty!

Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!

Pooh

Christopher Robin! [wakes up]

Rabbit

[horrified] Oh, my! It's Pooh Bear!

Piglet

[horrified] Oh, he's going to tell Christopher Robin about the b-b-b-balloon!

Tigger

This is ridikkerous! I don't want to be a scotch pine.

Pooh

Oh, I do wish Tigger were here. Perhaps he could think of something.

Tigger

Hey! Maybe I am a Tigger!

Pooh

No, I'm afraid he's the only one, and he has stripes.

Piglet

Ooh, um... Couldn't we paint stripes on him? [Pooh smiles]

Pooh

Ooh! What a blustery morning. It must be Winds-day again. Oh, bother.

Pooh

He's just being afraid. It's the wind, you know. [Pooh offers him a slice of cake] Piglet, make a wish.

Piglet

I wish I never had to come out of here again.

Piglet

You were right, Pooh. That wasn't so very hard.

That's because I'm so very soft. Shall we do it again? [Pooh and Piglet hear a sound]

Junior Heffalump

Testing, testing.

Piglet

Oh, what's that, P-P-Pooh?

It sounds to me like a crying jag. That's short for Jagular.

Piglet

Oh, d-d-d-dear. Is that one of the fiercer animals?

I'm not sure, Piglet. But perhaps if we ignore it, it'll go away.

Junior Heffalump

Testing, testing. One, two, one, two.

Piglet

But Pooh, it sounds so sad.

Then we'll help.

Piglet

Good idea, Pooh. [a loud noise scares Piglet] Uh, you - you help first.

Tigger

(angrily) Hey. What’s all the commotion?

Piglet

Tigger? Oh, Tigger, we’ve all let down poor Papa Heffalump!

Tigger

Did you say you’ve all let down Papa Heffalump? (to Piglet) Piglet, listen to me. It’s not true. It is not true. You’re upset, Bunny Boy’s upset. Buddy Bear Pooh Boy’s Upset and Gopher’s upset with Junior too. Now listen to me. I have something to say to you. When you blow up a sneeze and get upset with Junior and your friends and hurt everyone's feelings, there’s only one thing to do. Destroy the trap and give them a lesson about allergies. (to a sad Pooh and Piglet) Don’t worry, Buddy Bear and Piglet, I have a proof plan to trick them. To teach him a lesson about bad goofing off. Teaching them is what Tiggers do best.

(stops crying) Really, Tigger?

Piglet

My rhododendron!

Tigger

It's a Roo-dodendron now.

Rabbit

Kessie. Oh, Kessie! [hugs her as she is giggling]

Kessie

Did you think I would leave before saying goodbye to you?

I hope spring decides to come early this year. [giggles] I can't wait to see Kessie again.

Piglet

It's the most peculiar thing. For the longest time, I thought Rabbit didn't like her.

You know, Piglet, sometimes people care too much. I think it's called love.

Piglet

Oh, do you think we should tell, Rabbit?

Don't worry. I believe he already knows.

The volcano has erupted! Please help us, Oh Great One!

Piglet

M-M-M-Me?

But we need you.

Piglet

You're right. I should speak for myself. I may be little, but the pygmies look up to me.

Now look what you done! The badge fell off! You know what this means?

Piglet

I'm not sheriff anymore?

You're not sheriff anymore!

Piglet

So I can go now?

Oh sure, fine. That's just peachy, ain't it? Now I can't even trounce you! What in the blue blazes am I supposed to do?!

Tigger

Help! We're sinking! Abandon ship! Tiggers and tiggers first!

Piglet

But what about piglets?

Tigger

Uh, Piglets? Why... it's their duty as captains to go down with their ships.

Piglet

Oh dear. Are you sure?

Tigger

Absotutely posilutely.

Piglet

Then my last command as, as captain is uh... Tigger, you're captain.

Tigger

And as captain of this ship, I hereby proclaim you captain.

Piglet

No, you are.

Tigger

You are.

Surprise!

Pooh

Surprise! Exactly whom are we surprising?

Rabbit

Why you, Pooh. It's your surprise going away party. See?

Pooh

I am surprised. Why I didn't even know I was going away.

Tigger

Didn't you read the signs? "Goodbye." "So long." "We'll m-m-miss you."

Rabbit

Pooh, we even have going away presents for you.

Pooh

A jar of honey! It's just what I always wanted, Piglet. How did you know?

Tigger

Here you go, buddy bear!

Pooh

Oh thank you, Tigger! Oh thank you, Eeyore!

Eeyore

It's something sweet, sticky and golden.

Pooh

So Rabbit. What present do you have for me?

Rabbit

Well uh... uh... Look! A Jagular!

Tigger

I don't see no Jagular.

Rabbit

Well it was there yesterday.

Piglet

Ooh! That was a close call.

Rabbit

Here you go, Pooh. Happy going away.

Pooh

Thank you everyone. This is the best going away party I've ever had. Actually it's the only going away party I've ever had.

Gopher

Of course, you have to be careful with dynamite. Can't use too much. Just a little keg will do you.

Pooh

Only one keg?

Piglet

Oh dear.

Tigger

Uh oh.

Gopher

Stand clear! [the entire fortress blows up] You too, Rabbit.

Pooh

Do you think perhaps we should have told Gopher that we each used one keg, too?