Gopher quotes from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

Gopher

Doors?! Windows?! Ha! Whatever you want from now on, sonny, you're on your- [He accidentally falls down his own hole] WHOA!

Gopher

But wait'll you see what I ordered next. A steam shovel, uh, spoon, a nuclear powered drill! I think I'll name her Nancy. [everyone runs in horror]

Rabbit

And then, on top of that, he fed my garden to the crows.

He destroyed my home.

Gopher

Yeah, mine too.

Rabbit

We've got to stop this Masked Offender! Er, what do you think, Pooh?

Gopher

Of course, you have to be careful with dynamite. Can't use too much. Just a little keg will do you.

Pooh

Only one keg?

Piglet

Oh dear.

Tigger

Uh oh.

Gopher

Stand clear! [the entire fortress blows up] You too, Rabbit.

Pooh

Do you think perhaps we should have told Gopher that we each used one keg, too?

Gopher

[hearing Piglet's singing] Say! What's that?

Rabbit

Sounds like a heffalump with a bad head cold.

Tigger

Nah! It's the mating call of the yellow bellied double parked sapsucker.

Pooh

Why, this must be the cloud machine Christopher Robin told me about.

Gopher

And there is where your cloud soup's coming from.