For the last time, you're not going to catch anything in that ridiculous trap because there is no such thing as a grab-me gotcha. [Pooh and Piglet fall in Tigger's trap] Help! Don't let it grab me! I surrender!
S2Pooh Moon
S2Caws and Effect
[Pooh sets scarecrows of his friends at the door, which the crows open]
Surprise! [The crows are alarmed and flee] I wonder where they're off to in such a hurry.
S2 E4All's Well That Ends Wishing Well
[as Pooh and Eeyore leave] Now, where was I? Oh, yeah. Banana splits and Pogo sticks and submarines and Lima beans and- Lima beans?! Yuck! How'd they get into my birthday? [clears his throat] A music box and a pair of socks! A bicycle bell and a carousel! Pies of custard and whole of mustard! [laughs after the screen fades to black]
What'd I tell you? I'll show you how dumb this is. I wish I had a peanut butter and jello sandwich, and a root beer to wash it down with. [his wish comes true as two candles blow out] D-d-did you see that?
Ooh, it looks real.
[eats it] It is real. [laughs] Birthday wishes do come true!
Happy birthday? To me? [opens one of two presents and gasps] A banana split! [Opens the other present] Then this must be a...! It's gotta be a...! YAHOO!
[His cheering can be heard from far away]
I guess he found his Pogo stick.
S2 E5Un-Valentine's Day
[bounces Piglet, sending his cake flying into the sky] Hiya Piglet old pal! What's up?
Uh, up? [his cake is "up"]
Ladies and Gentlemen! Rabbit presents a Rabbit production of "Rabbit's Valentine to Christopher Robin"! Directed by Rabbit. Written by Rabbit. From an original idea by Rabbit. Based on a notion by Rabbit. Starring... the others. [the orchestra signals that he should give them credit] Oh yes. Original music composed by Rabbit too.
S3Sham Pooh
Buddy bear! [turns and accidentally spills honey on Owl]
No, there's nothing in there I want.
[seeing what happened to Owl] Aha! It's Owl! I mean, it's Pooh! I mean...you know what I mean.
Tiptoeing would be a great deal easier if you knew what it is that you're trying not to step IN!
[He falls down a hole and crashes into the ground. Piglet then pushes him out]
Dagnabbit! What's goin' on here, sonny?! How am I supposed to find a missing appetite when folks are always droppin' in unexpectedly?!
[He goes back in the hole and digs away]
I don't know exactly what it is, but Gopher doesn't seem to be himself today.
S3What's the Score Pooh?
[removes a rock from under a round boulder] Maybe one of these would do? [the boulder starts rolling towards them] Oh bother.
S3Tigger's Houseguest
[seeing termites in a matchbox] Huh. Looks like I have a houseguest. Why, it must be a blue-faced yellowbellied housefly. Hiya, little fella! My name's Tigger. What's yours? The shy type, no doubt. That's okay, kid. You and me are gonna be best friends. We'll go places and do things like going to walks, playing marbles, singing songs in four part harmony, just the two of us.
S3Rabbit Takes a Holiday
Such a lot of relatives, and none of them would let me do a thing for myself. "Your breakfast, Rabbit. Your bath is ready, Rabbit. Your bed is ready." It's a wonder I didn't lose my mind! Why, I'll probably need a vacation to recover from this vacation.
S3Eeyi Eeyi Eeyore
Gardener's work is never done. Now let's see, what should I do first? Water the weeds or feed the bugs?
S3April Pooh
[Piglet has been fooled into thinking it's flooding outside]
This outside looks dry.
Are you sure?
Yes Piglet. We shall just have to look for another outside to find your flood. Either your flood is a very dry flood, Piglet, or it is hiding somewhere.
S3Tigger is the Mother of Invention
[as his friends run from his inventions] How gratifrying to see satisfried customers.
The little guys got carried away and carried me away.
Tigger, this thing has caused nothing but trouble from the start.
Oh, I guess you're [sniffles] Right. My inventions have been messing things up. I'm just a flat-out, outright, downright failure. I'll never be able to show my handsome face again! TTFG: Ta ta for good.
We can't let him not show his handsome face ever again.
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