Thank you. Thank you for sharing this, Eeyore. It's made everyone so happy.
Just returning the favor, Piglet. Just returning the favor.
S1Donkey for a Day
S1There's No Camp Like Home
MHMama Heffalump
Oh dear, papa. Marshmallows?
[eats one] So?
MHMama Heffalump
Don't you remember?
Oh yeah. [sneezes]
S1Balloonatics
[To a scary scarecrow whose back is turned]
Oh, hello. You must be a friend of Rabbit. Have you come to visit him? [it of course doesn't answer] Oh, no need to be shy. I'm a friend of Rabbit's too. [He finally sees its scary face and runs] Yipe! Help!
[Pooh is having a nightmare]
BJBalloon Judge
You, Pooh Bear, have accused of popping a balloon!
[crying] He broke my balloon. How can I ever speak to him again?
BBalloons
Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
BJBalloon Judge
Silence! Pooh Bear, how do you plead? [Pooh stammering] Guilty!
BBalloons
Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
Christopher Robin! [wakes up]
[Pooh's loud scream wakes his friends up, who are horrified]
[horrified] Oh, my! It's Pooh Bear!
[horrified] Oh, he's going to tell Christopher Robin about the b-b-b-balloon!
S1Stripes
This is ridikkerous! I don't want to be a scotch pine.
Oh, I do wish Tigger were here. Perhaps he could think of something.
Hey! Maybe I am a Tigger!
No, I'm afraid he's the only one, and he has stripes.
Ooh, um... Couldn't we paint stripes on him? [Pooh smiles]
S1Monkey See, Monkey Do Better
I'm Winnie the Pooh, but you can call me...
BBruno
[laughs] Oh, that's priceless! A Pooh named Winnie?! [laughs]
Don't look now, but I think this ape's one banana short of a bunch.
BBruno
Me? Can I bounce? [does so]
Not bad. For a beginner. But how about this? [smashes his head into the ceiling] This is embarrassing.
Hmph. Grandstanding if you ask me. Uh, how are you at horticulture?
BBruno
Horsey what?
Ha. Just as I suspected. You know nothing about gardening.
BBruno
[laughs] I didn't just fall off the carrot truck! You want gardening? I'll show you gardening. [does so deftly]
S1Gone With The Wind
Ooh! What a blustery morning. It must be Winds-day again. Oh, bother.
[Piglet is hiding under a chair]
He's just being afraid. It's the wind, you know. [Pooh offers him a slice of cake] Piglet, make a wish.
I wish I never had to come out of here again.
S1Honey for a Bunny
[hanging upside down using suction cup shoes] I feel like a... like a graceful bird.
Duck!
No, not a duck. Like a... a swan.
No! Duck!
[ducks from the boomerang] I hope these strings are double knotted.
Well of course they are... What's a knot?
[falls] Tigger!
I-I don't think I want that honey after all, Tigger.
Oh come on, bunny boy. Can't you hear that old bookend calling? [throwing his voice] Rabbit!
Alright, alright. What do I have to do?
S1Trap as Trap Can
[Papa Heffalump is heard sighing of relief, sneezing and starts blowing the woods like a wind and crashes to the wall of the ground backwards]
Oh, I'm sorry, Papa. I-I'm sorry. I know you're allergic to me goofing up.
It's not perfectly all right, oh sweet son of mine. We'll try it one more time. And I will blow my allergies up.
[Pooh and Piglet are running happily and slide down the log]
You were right, Pooh. That wasn't so very hard.
WPWinnie the Pooh
That's because I'm so very soft. Shall we do it again? [Pooh and Piglet hear a sound]
Testing, testing.
Oh, what's that, P-P-Pooh?
WPWinnie the Pooh
It sounds to me like a crying jag. That's short for Jagular.
Oh, d-d-d-dear. Is that one of the fiercer animals?
WPWinnie the Pooh
I'm not sure, Piglet. But perhaps if we ignore it, it'll go away.
[Sound continues as Pooh and Piglet ignore it]
Testing, testing. One, two, one, two.
But Pooh, it sounds so sad.
WPWinnie the Pooh
Then we'll help.
Good idea, Pooh. [a loud noise scares Piglet] Uh, you - you help first.
(angrily) Hey. What’s all the commotion?
Tigger? Oh, Tigger, we’ve all let down poor Papa Heffalump!
Did you say you’ve all let down Papa Heffalump? (to Piglet) Piglet, listen to me. It’s not true. It is not true. You’re upset, Bunny Boy’s upset. Buddy Bear Pooh Boy’s Upset and Gopher’s upset with Junior too. Now listen to me. I have something to say to you. When you blow up a sneeze and get upset with Junior and your friends and hurt everyone's feelings, there’s only one thing to do. Destroy the trap and give them a lesson about allergies. (to a sad Pooh and Piglet) Don’t worry, Buddy Bear and Piglet, I have a proof plan to trick them. To teach him a lesson about bad goofing off. Teaching them is what Tiggers do best.
WPWinnie the Pooh
(stops crying) Really, Tigger?
My old boy! Who do you believe that? Tigger! Do you know what you’ve done, Junior? (gasps) Hey, you mean to say that you did no longer goof? You mean you tracked them and let everyone down? You trapped them for me?! Oh, you’ve saved me, the Teacher! (shows Junior a brand new jar of Honey.) And to think I taught ya everything. You no longer goof again. And you did well, very well, son. By a real success. This is a brand new jar of Honey! Goodbye, Allergies and Hello, Honey! (singing happily) Ah, Honey, you are mine. (laughing)
Do you like it, Papa?
Like it? Like it?! I love it! Oh, that silly old bear pal of mine gave me this! He doesn't know what a good friend you are! I can hardly wait to swallow all of the honey down! (whooping happily) Take them home, son! Wait till your Mama see this.
MHMama Heffalump
My Baby, I'm so happy for you!
I know, Mama, I know.
S1The Masked Offender
[repeated line] Masked offender to the rescue!
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