And then, on top of that, he fed my garden to the crows.
OOwl
He destroyed my home.
Yeah, mine too.
We've got to stop this Masked Offender! Er, what do you think, Pooh?
S1The Masked Offender
S1Things That Go Piglet in the Night
[preparing to push Eeyore on a swing, predictably too hard] Ready?
No, but go ahead anyway.
S1Luck Amok
[Tigger has just plucked all the apples from Rabbit's trees]
Ha! Don't worry, long ears. We won't let another one of these things drop on your noggin.
S1The Magic Earmuffs
Hey, anybody want to play ice cookie?
Isn't that ice hockey, Roo?
No, we are out of hockey pucks, but mother gave me an oatmeal cookie.
S1The Rats Who Came to Dinner
[The pack rats pay with a walnut]
Oh. That's uh, very nice, but when things end up missing, not everyone is happy with walnuts in return.
S1My Hero
[singing as he scrubs Piglet's floor] Scrub a dub dub dub!
S1Owl Feathers
[laughs] Now you're getting the hang of it, Buddy Bird! It's just like flying, only using your legs.
OOwl
I say, what a wonderful feeling to be elevated back to my natural habitat. [takes a deep breath] Ah, to breathe the clean, fresh air. To gaze across the...
[Unfortunately, Gopher's hole is there, and one of Owl's stilts falls into it, sending Owl plummeting down the hole, screaming. He then crashes into the ground with a thud]
Whoops!
OOwl
Ouch.
S1A Very Very Large Animal
I just finally realized something. There's small, and there's very small, and there's very very small. And it really doesn't matter what you are.
S1Tigger's Shoes
Hoo hoo! Well, it's a good thing I hid them. [shuts his window, inadvertently causing Rabbit, who was hanging from the sill, to plummet and scream] Did you hear something?
S1Lights Out
Helmet! Is that you?
[Camera pans right to reveal Tigger. He shrieks, blowing out the candle. Pooh relights the candle]
Hello, Tigger. I didn't expect to see you down here.
I came to rescue you, buddy bear. I thought you might be lost!
I'm not lost! I'm right where I'm standing! Unfortunately, where I'm standing may be lost.
[A rumbling noise is heard]
What's that? What's that?!
[Pooh turns around and finds Eeyore behind him. Eeyore shrieks next, blowing out the candle]
Hello, Eeyore. Have you come to rescue me, as well?
[Another rumbling noise is heard. Pooh turns around and finds Rabbit behind him. Rabbit gasps, but Pooh blows out his own candle before Rabbit shrieks]
Hello, Rabbit! If you're lost, you've come to the right place!
Yes, because of buddy bear taking Gopher's helmet, we're gonna be down here forever!
Or longer.
S1The 'New' Eeyore
Tigger': [looks for Eeyore] Eeyore just needs to be put in his place as the bouncee, not the bouncer. And I'm just the Tigger to do it! Tally-hoo!
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo! [bounces and tackles Tigger]
[Annoyed] How humiloratin'! Out bounced by a donkey!
Do you wanna play with me, Tigger?
[Pushes Eeyore off, angry] No! I don't ever want to play with you again! Never ever! Why, why, you're a menace! Imagine going about bouncing helpless Tiggers like me!
S1Tigger, Private Ear
Aha! This case is solved! Piglet was here dreaming about daffodils, which as every genius private ear knows, Piglets are allergical to. [sniffs some daffodils but sneezes]
S1Party Poohper
[following a cookbook] 2 egg whites? Oh, but they're all white! [Pours the whole dozen in]
[beside himself with rage] WHERE DOES THE SCHEDULE SAY "BUNNIES CRY"?! WHERE?! SHOW ME WHERE!
S1The Old Switcheroo
[Tigger replaces Piglet's flower with Roo]
My rhododendron!
It's a Roo-dodendron now.
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