Who's coming that you don't want me to meet?
Oh Darling. For Heaven's sake we're married now i don't need to continue to... (he Laughs), Lynn Redgrave
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You know, Miss Babcock, for your information, I just found out: I'm not stupid. I'm sexy.
Nanny Fine, don't sell yourself short. You're both.
Well, I am smart enough to know I have just been insulted, and sexy enough not to care.
MMaury
Turn it into a sitcom.
Why?
MMaury
'Cause I like funny.
Mr. Sherry, my play is an allegory dealing with early man's struggle to survive.
MMaury
So was the Flintstones.
You see, Maury, I am a man of the theater and there is such a thing as artistic integrity. And I can't sign this! I have an obligation to...
MMaury
You'd make more money in one season of a sitcom than a ten year run of Cats.
Do you have a pen?
When [Fran and Sylvia] talk at the same time, the intercom shorts out.
Don't worry, Frannie. Your father's a very good man. Sylvia wouldn't throw that away for some fling.
Exactly. Yetta's absolutely right. I'm sure this thing with your mother and her doctor won't last.
My daughter's dating a doctor?! WHOO-HOO!
She's rehearsing us until two in the morning!
It's because you stink!
C.C., what do you expect when you choose "Antony and Cleopatra" for a grammar school?
CCC.C.
How hard is it to play a pushy broad who runs around half-naked with too much makeup on? [To Grace] Have you learned nothing from your mother?
CCC.C
Nanny Fine I realize I have to accept the fact that you snagged my boyfriend and are about to breed what should be my babies
C.C
CCC.C
My Babies
you do realize that's my wife your speaking to.
What is the one thing that separates me from all the successful people in this world?
Success?
Are you telling me that all those years that you put dishwater in her coffee and changed her lip balm for glue stick and called her a cow, you were flirting?!!
What, no good?
Niles, why don't you just tell her how you feel?
Oh, God, no! Not until I have a successful career, a substantial income, a home.
Oh, God...
What?
She's never gonna know!
[When Maxwell finds the plastic babies in bed with him and Fran]
Sweetie, I'm sorry. It's just that they're upset over Niles. They can sense these things.
They're rubber and their butts are stamped "Made in Taiwan". What can they sense?
That their daddy doesn't love them.
ME, You're the one who almost melted Frankie on the toaster oven.
well I was trying to make you a pita pocket, I need Niles.
Darling i know he's your best friend i know how you feel about him.
I know it must be hard for you to see Ms. Babbcock go seeing as you both were romantically involved.
we were not.
Just Checking
darling i don't know maybe this is the best thing for both of them, I mean you and I we made a huge change in our life, maybe they deserve to do the same.
oh i know you're right I'm being selfish there a so many things a man like Niles can do out there. Can you think of any?
C.C will be alright she can find a position in any organization that needs a, an um. we have to stop them.
The best years of my life are gone. And they sucked.
[After catching Niles and C.C. in bed]
I just don't understand! What happened? Five hours ago, they were at each others throat.
Apparently, they decided to move downward.
Mr. Sheffield How could you do this to me? How could she do this to me? I'm Mishpucha.
Darling, I've been thinking. There's no way this contract between Yetta and Webber could possibly be valid. I mean, let's face it, Yetta isn't exactly in her right mind.
Sweetie, just because she thinks we're Robbie and Laura Petrie and she's our neighbor, Millie? She's just occasionally confused.
Occasionally?
What's all the noise about?
MMichael
I'm marrying your sister. But actually Fran said yes and your grandmother left with the ring on and no one's letting your father talk.
Welcome to the mishpokhe, bro.
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