Maury and Mr. Sheffield in “Unfinished Business”

Turn it into a sitcom.

Why?

'Cause I like funny.

Mr. Sherry, my play is an allegory dealing with early man's struggle to survive.

So was the Flintstones.

You see, Maury, I am a man of the theater and there is such a thing as artistic integrity. And I can't sign this! I have an obligation to...

You'd make more money in one season of a sitcom than a ten year run of Cats.

Do you have a pen?