Are you telling me that all those years that you put dishwater in her coffee and changed her lip balm for glue stick and called her a cow, you were flirting?!!
What, no good?
Niles, why don't you just tell her how you feel?
Oh, God, no! Not until I have a successful career, a substantial income, a home.
Oh, God...
What?
She's never gonna know!
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