Maggie quotes from The Nanny

Maggie

Because of your support, Michael and I have decided to move in together.

Fran

Honey, that's fantastic! Are you gonna be needing a nanny? Because I'm gonna be available.

Fran

[Reading a pregnancy test manual] It says: "If you're not pregnant, it'll turn pink. If you are pregnant, it will turn blue." As will we all. Oh, honey, this wouldn't have happened if you had just listened to me.

Maggie

Fran, you said I could do whatever I want in my own house.

Fran

WHATever, not WHOever!

Maggie

Fran, I'm so nervous.

Fran

Sweetie, listen, whatever happens, don't worry. You won't have to go through this by yourself.

Maggie

I'm so glad I have you.

Fran

I love you. [Hugs] I don't want to put pressure on you or anything but if for some reason you are pregnant, life is gonna change forever. No husband, no house, no money... and it ain't gonna be a picnic for you either.

Maggie

So, Sylvia, what did you and Morty do on your first anniversary?

Sylvia

We went to Puerto Rico.

Maggie

What about you, Yetta?

Yetta

We fled Poland.