Brighton Sheffield quotes from The Nanny

Brighton

Your voice carries.

Fran

All the way to your bedroom?

Brighton

To Michigan.

Fran

You just don't know how to work your father like I do.

Brighton

No, I don't look as good in a halter top as you do.

Brighton

Gracie, I'm in so much trouble. I lost Yetta at the movies.

Grace

How could you lose a person?

Brighton

I don't know. One second, she's talking to a cardboard cutout of Walter Matthau and the next second she was just gone!

Grace

Did you ask the other cutouts?

Brighton

This is serious! There is a woman loose out there who is asking where Chucky's Bride is registered.

Brighton

Niles, do you know what Mom and Dad have been up to?

Niles

Um... They're trying to co-produce a new project.

Grace

How? Dad's gonna let Fran handle his business?

Niles

[After a long pause] Eat your eggs.

Brighton

What's all the noise about?

I'm marrying your sister. But actually Fran said yes and your grandmother left with the ring on and no one's letting your father talk.

Brighton

Welcome to the mishpokhe, bro.