[to the cow] Wow, you have got a great pair of legs! In fact, she's got two great pairs of legs!
S2 E17Julie Andrews
S2 E18Jaye P. Morgan
I can't tell you what a thrill it is to have you on this show.
JPJaye P.
Oh, thank you, Kermit. Nice of you to say so. I'd like to say I'm really indifferent about being here.
S2 E19Peter Sellers
Kermit! Kermit! Oh, no... the next act just cancelled.
What? But that was a terrific act! Prunella And Her Prancing Poultry.
Yeah. I know, yeah... Kermit, about that poultry, you see, yesterday...the duck hunting season began.
Well, I'm just bubbly with excitement.
S2 E20Petula Clark
Uh, ladies and gentlemen, Switzerland has given us some watches, some chocolate, and some silliness. And, we take you now to the Alps for the latter.
S2 E21Bob Hope
Kermit, cancel my bread impersonation act! They didn't deliver my poppy seeds. You wouldn't want me to walk out there NAKED, would you?
BHBob Hope
Are you ready to the song?
THThe Talking Horse
Sure, why not!
BHBob Hope
Yeah, But wait a minute. We are in the middle of the desert. And where is the music coming from?
THThe Talking Horse
Well, there is a tape deck in the saddle.
BHBob Hope
[ejects the cassette from the tape deck, and reads at the audio cassette; to the audience] Stereophonic horse! [puts the cassette back into the tape deck]
S2 E22Teresa Brewer
FMFirst Mate Piggy
All right, that does it. I refuse to continue this sketch, did you hear me?
Sketch? What sketch? This is the Swinetrek, we're lost in endless space!
This is a cheap-shot comedy sketch, and I'll lay you odds the frog wrote it!
S2 E23John Cleese
JCJohn Cleese
I'd be Long John Silverstine! Deadliest pirate of the seven seas!
LLink
You can't be a pirate!
JJohn
Of course I'm a pirate! I have a hat, a parrot and a hook. What else should I be? A management consultant?
PParrot
You don't love me any more.
JJohn
Of course I love you. I'm working now!
PParrot
And you're making a lousy job of it.
JJohn
[pulling a gun] You wanna be an ex-parrot?
S2 E24Cloris Leachman
CCloris
All right then, I'll spell it out for you. You are a pig. P-I-G. You are not a frog. F-R-O-G. No, you are not a frog, and nothing that you say will ever convince me that you a frog. Nothing!
KPKermit the Pig
Ribbit? Ribbit, rib-bit?
CCloris
Oh, Kermit, it is you!
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