“Welcome to The Muppet Show. We have great...” – Kermit the Frog, The Muppet Show ... TV Quotes Database

Welcome to The Muppet Show. We have great show tonight, Because our special guest star a famous director, screen writer, and the star of the popular movie called Rocky, Sylvester Stallone. [a group of teenage girls jumps to the stage] GET OUT OF THERE! [to the audience] Sorry about that, folks. Now anyways, We will like to start with a little Hawaiian number.

OTOne of the teenaged girls

Is Sylvester going to wear a Hawaiian skirt?

Kermit the Frog

[to the girl] NO! HE IS NOT IN THE OPENING NUMBER! Please get back to seat! Uh, curtains!

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Kermit the Frog and One of the teenaged girls in “Sylvester Stallone”

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