“Gilda Radner” quotes from The Muppet Show

[to Bunsen] Well, do you see. I don't mind assisting, but I'm not crazy about the idea of guinea-pigging.

Sorry I was late. I had to change the bus across town, and the traffic was terrible.

Miss Piggy

Never mind. Just get me out of here.

[noticing Uncle Deadly's boots] Say, I know those boots. Weren't you a flamenco dancer in Kansas City?

Why yes, I was.

Harry's Boom Boom Room?

You caught my act?

I could never figure out how you did that passé double thing, though.

Miss Piggy

Paso doble.

Oh, quite simple, my boy. Quite simple. Music, maestro, please.

Miss Piggy

Music?! [Uncle Deadly starts to dance. She turns to the camera in disbelief. Uncle Deadly's feet come dangerously close to her hands] What?! Hey, hey! Cool it up there!

Now to the Passionato del Thunderdoor, you give it an extra little flourish.

Miss Piggy

Watch it!

[to Uncle Deadly] Aha! You mean like this? [starts dancing as well]

Miss Piggy

Whoo-hoo, hee-ha, hold it! Easy! Down, boy! Hold it! Hoo, hey! Cool it!

Almost, almost. No, more like... [shows Wayne the dance again. Wayne joins in]

Miss Piggy

Hey! Hey! Hey, Deadly...Hey, wait, hey! [Wayne steps on her hands, causing her to lose her grip and fall off the cliff screaming. Uncle Deadly and Wayne congratulate each other on their dancing] I suppose you think that's funny!

Kermit

Now I'm stuck on you!

Miss Piggy

Oh, at last, my frog wants me! Oh, thank you! [notices he's literally stuck on her] Oh... Oh... Will you let... Will you - Get away from me! What is this?

: Good night!

So long!

[in unison] OH NO!