SWStatler and Waldorf
(singing) Why don't they make things funny?
Ever gone to a witch doctor?
They're all witch. Ever heard of a poor doctor? (Both laughed)
Yes, the frog is certainly taking a beating on this show.
It's hard to feel sorry for him. We take a beating every show.
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