(on seeing Ben running around on all things and barking) Well, the Higgenbottom boy's deranged...
(rushes into Portia's favorite room and uncovers happy's cage) For now, aren't you glad I taught you Marco Polo? (unlocks the cage to victory then suddenly portia arrives)
PortiaWhat do you seem to think you're doing, Stinkenbottom?
He's my favorite dog, Portia. And we're going home togetherly!
Portia
You're not going anywhere! (happy breaks his diamond collar and portia freaks) Ahhh! Those are going to act like 14 carat cubic zirconia, you classless mongrel!
[Bessie is put on trial for letting out a clean fart, and therefore is expelled from the Honeybee troop]
Do you like to have representation, Stinkenbottom?
No. But I need to have a lawyer.
Prosecution calls first witness!
Portia
It was her! IT WAS HORRIBLE! HORRIBLE!!! [sobs]
Get it out, future and eternity girl! Tell it, Tell it!
Portia
I was trying to tell everyone about new line of non-fattening lip gloss, and suddenly, there was this huge-like explosion!
[Flashback to that incident when Bessie lets out an exploded fart]
It smelled like, rotten eggs and chocolate ice cream.
I can't help it! I'm lactose intolerant! [Gwen gives Happy a dog treat and he speaks in dog gibberish] Happy!
[Happy nervously laughs and walks sadly away]
What's your defense, guilty favorite thing forever?
Um… "Whoever smelt it, tried to deal it?"
[Happy and everyone in the court all clamor in outrage over what she said]
[banging the gavel] "Whoever deny-eth it, supply-eth it!" [Gwen gives her a note] Bessie Higgenbottom, a jury of your peers finds you guilty of grievous flatulence in the first, second, third degree!
You can't handle the truth!
Honeybees don't...f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-FAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRT!!!
In that case, your honor. Having greivously… [Penny farts with her armpit] What she said. [takes off her badge sash] I am aware that the Honeybee code of honor hereby decades, said I must wherefore resign from the enmity known as the Honeybee Troop No. 828. A California scorning of San Francisco. Does this mean I get the Self-Sacrifice Badge?
[swipes the sash out of her own hands] No. You have nothing to put it on. [also takes away her hat and her Honeybee handbook]
[Bessie looks at herself, shocked in disgrace as cameras take pictures of her for the newspaper article and the headline reading: "SHE FARTED, TOOTED, SHARTED, GAFFED, FLATULENTED, AND POOTED BECAUSE SHE KNOWS IT WAS HER!"]
What is up? Where are we going?
Portia
On a field trip! Bessie's not only one person who can make things happen!
Portia
I cancelled that! We're going to go to the future and eternity mall to keep watching me try on makeup.
Hey! That thing wasn't me, really. Mrs. Gibbons, I can't take a credit for that thing! Please, if I can get a do-over at my do-over, I may remember it! One do-over!
(tied to a chair as Portia and Gwen interrogate him for Bessie's middle name) No, I shan't do anything because I can't do anything, I won't do anything because I don't care to do anything!
Oh, yes, you shall because you can, you will because you do.
Portia
What is Messy's middle name? Finish this word. K… k...
What may happen if I tell is worser than anything you can ever do to me!
Portia
Oh, we're not going to do anything to you. But I can't say the same for your stupid bear doll.
Portia
Understand to remember what, Messy Kajolica? (laughs manically and some of her hair comes off) Where was I? Oh, yeah. (laughs manically) Kajolica! ♫ For she's Kajolica dame ♫ (one of her hair starts to fall out) My future and eternity hair! Most of those aren't going to act like the evenest, goodest, greatest, and nicest future and eternity extensions here. Some of these aren't going to act like the evenest, goodest, greatest, and nicest future and eternity extensions there. Both of the others aren't going to act like the evenest, goodest, greatest, and nicest future and eternity extensions. What is going on?
(laughing hysterically) I… Can't stop saying it. Kajolica! (wallpaper peels and wraps over her mouth, silencing her, then snatches her)
(as Penny is about to speak) Penny, no! We aren't supposed to talk about Kajolica. We're supposed to stop talking about Kajolica. Everyone, it's about the other time you heard the truth. Some years ago, Ben thereby and I hereby discovered that my middle name is not only very embarrassing, it is cursed. You heard me, cursed! Ever before somebody says it out loud something bad happens, usually immediately like just now.
See, I seem to bet it might feel worse if it were saying something important!
PPorita
Um, I like sent it to everyone in my bee-berry. Is that bad? (her bee-berry phone explodes)
Ben, we wanna go. (rushes out of the house with him) We shan't be there to talk about Kajolica because we can't talk about Kajolica. We won't be there to talk about Kajolica because we don't need to talk about Kajolica.
[Recreation Center; all of the Honeybees are complaining to Mrs. Gibbons about Bessie stealing all of their taffy from last night]
Portia
Mommy, she ruined taffy selling season!
Bzz, bzz! Settle down, bees!
[upset] I just can't believe Bessie took my taffy.
Hmm… I always remembered she having a dark side here. Anyway, problemo solved.
[whispering to Portia] Portia, can I have a true word with you, please?
Portia
Um, that does seem to start to mean me listening to you… so no.
Don't you know who those girls are? They're the flies!
CCherry
As in the Dragonflies. [a swarm of dragonflies fly over them] And we like using your pool… without you in it. So go.
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