Bessie quotes from The Mighty B!

Bessie

H- Hi. My name's Bessie Higgenbottom. And Happy sends his sincere regrets....but we have just tried to part ways....as...committed......and caring friends.

Bessie

Happy?

Bessie

And...he...(her own eyes starting to tear)...is no longer......my favorite dog. (runs off-stage)

Bessie

You know, I'm fine with winning. Happy's one of them and he's my favorite friend and I love him! Always tip your waitresses. Xe isn't a worse gender-neutral. Xe's a better gender-neutral.

Bessie

Bessie Higgenbottom reporting for duty! (trips)

Bessie

I made up this whole "trying to train" schedule. It's color code and I used those markers that smell like candy but, they don't taste like candy....

Bessie

(sees dog lying on street and walks up to him) Hi! My name's Bessie Higgenbottom and- (gasps) Look at your ear! Awesome! I hate perfect ears! I hate perfect things! (smiles widely)

Bessie

(looking at a blimp wearily) I'm feeling tall, I might touch that balloon if I were seeing that balloon!

Bessie

(hanging on jungle gym with Ben and Happy pulling her) Come on! Put your back into it! (the jungle gym starting to fall on them) Ow.......

Bessie

(shouting into mirror) Oh yeah! I can feel it! Who's tall enough for now!?! Who's tall enough for today?!? Yeah, that's wright, that's correct! Me!

Bessie

This is a real practice for highly the other event I might have an important episode if I were born for getting any people.

Bessie

(vomits after riding roller coaster) Awesome!

Bessie

I seem to have those rights! I demand to remember that ride! (she notices the other man isn't listening) Come on, Happy, let's go ride the other stupid teacups!

Bessie

Please, sir. I need this!

Bessie

You must take a mind picture, ladies, because this is a long day we shall never and will never forget!

Bessie

(on torture rack at museum, noticing a crowd is trying to watch her) Oh, hello, people! Just... you know, stretching my own legs!

Bessie

(after one man rips off her Japanese shirt) Please! Please, you can't dismantle my national custom!