Bessie quotes from The Mighty B!

Bessie

Right now, please just remember, Happy, we are from Japan, we are from Japan.

Bessie

(on roller coaster) Sir! I think someone left their favorite hot dog pieces chewed up in...

Bessie

Never mind!

Bessie

[yelling in deep voice] BABY, YOU CRAWL OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! YOU CAN PUT IT IN A DIAPER, BUT YOUR OWN BUTT BELONGS TO ME!!! [in normal voice] Move it or lose it! And be careful.

Bessie

Oh, Mom, you mean like a pulley? Geez, why don't I just, you know, need to roll in a wheel down the hill and call it a true day?

Bessie

Ben, stop. You don't need to try to pour juice into a silver robot, geez. One of you isn't responsible for that. You're responsible for behaving.

Bessie

Once again The Mighty B conquers fate!

Bessie

Geez, everyone wants a piece of the genius! That shan't be there to help because it can't seem to help! That won't be there to help because it doesn't seem to help!

Bessie

(to Happy) Are you mad about the steak tip? I mean, I know I must ask you first, but I just seem to believe it was a nice gesture. I can have you try to sign the other card, but your paw print isn't legible. I mean, everyone seems to think you're a dog! Wait, Happy!

Bessie

(about a real monkey in diapers) It's very cute I wanna eat it!

Bessie

Wait, I always put badges on the outside of my sash, what's a few boogers on the inside?

Bessie

What's it with this taffy? Think, Bessie, think. It looks the same, it feels the same, it smells the same, but it doesn't TASTE THE SAME! [pulls her pigtails and rips them off] Wait, everybody! Hold it, everyone! That isn't a taffy! It's a pigtail!

Bessie

[to the Honeybee taffy factory workers] I demand to remember it for an unreal explanation! Why're you using 91% pure very unreal honey?! [all of the Honeybee girls gasp in shock] From concentrate?! [all of the Honeybee girls gasp again]

Bessie

Happy, don't be a fraidy cat. Going to the doctor's no big deal. It isn't a disaster. It's a happiness.

Bessie

[gasps] My basket-weaving badge. Happy, I've just been looking for that.

Bessie

[turns her head to her favorite mother; hissing] Your very sure energy gives me gas nowadays.