Kimball Cho quotes from The Mentalist

Cho

Mister Randolph - rest assured, there is no reason to persecute you. We scumbags are holding your brother because we have physical evidence linking him to the crime and potential motive in that he states that whenever you weren't around, he was banging your wife like a big bass drum.

Cho

She's confident about the time frame because they were having sex with the TV on. And it was the Scottish guy talking to that actress who married the country singer.

Cho

If you're thinking of trying that on, don't. Not your shade.

Cho

[To Tibbs] Hey. How you doing. You're under arrest, for the attempted murder of...everybody.

Grace

How do you do that?

Jane

Telekinesis.

Cho

He blew on it.

Jane

That is another way to do it.

Lisbon

That was funny, the way she gave him up so easily like that?

Jane

Yeah, it was. But you were right, huh? Secret lover. Guess I was wrong about the whole red-hair-and-duct-tape thing.

Lisbon

You hypnotized her, didn't you?

Jane

I certainly did not. [Lisbon just stares at him] Okay, no. Yes, I did hypnotize her, but--

Lisbon

But nothing. It's unprofessional and it's illegal. It's totally out of bounds.

Cho

That's what I told him.

Jane

I was gonna say you had nothing to do with it, but hey.

Lisbon

[Cho]if you allow him to pull that stuff again, and you'll be showing visitors around the statehouse in a stupid hat.

Jane

Raquel, look at me. Before you fall asleep tonight while you're lying in your bed relaxing and slowly drifting off into sleep... I want you to think of me. Think of me and imagine that you can fly. Imagine that you're weightless. You can float gently into the air if you want to. Safe, and calm, and serene. You can fly away and leave all your burdens and worries and fears behind you. [pauses] Imagine that. What a nice feeling it is. Next time you see me, [taps Raquel gently on the knee] when I say hello you'll remember that good feeling and you will want to tell me the truth. Because when you do tell the truth, you feel that a heavy weight has been lifted from your shoulders. I'll say hello and you will feel as light as a feather... as if you are floating on air. [leans back with a smile on face] Why don't you sit here a moment and think about that before you go back to work?

Whatever. [turns to Cho] Your friend's crazy. Can I go now?

Cho

Yes.

Jane

[looking at Cho] It worked on the chicken.

Rigsby

I sent out the vibes. I got nothing back, okay? So I'm leaving her alone.

Jane

Vibes. Really? Vibes?

Cho

That's where he stares at the back of her neck for several hours. Women love that.

Rigsby

Oh, shut up, Cho!

Patrick Jane

You gotta go get her, man. You gotta seduce her.

Jane

Oh, let him go.

Lisbon

Let him go?

Cho

What for?

Rigsby

We had to fight to catch him.

Jane

Oh, you're such policemen. Yes, let him go.

So I gotta pay for a little human contact now and then. Shoot me. It's not my fault I look like this.

Cho

It is actually. With a low-carb diet and exercise you could look very different.

Rigsby

All I'm saying, you can't say there's no such thing as a psychic just because you've never met one.

Cho

You're right. I've never seen a zebra, doesn't mean they don't exist.

Rigsby

Never seen a zebra?

Cho

Nah.

Rigsby

Never been to a zoo?

Cho

Yeah I don't get zoos. You pay money to look at animals, why?

Cho

They think you killed their mother.

Well, they don't know anything about me. I loved her.

Lisbon

Of course you did. That's why you gave Rosemary's necklace to your hot new girlfriend.

Well, it's no good to Rosemary, is it? So shoot me, I'm a pragmatist.

Lisbon

That's a good word.

Cho

Let's do this right. Go in too quickly, someone will get hurt.

This is real police work, sonny, people get hurt. Go push some paper.

Jane

That was close. Where were you guys?

Rigsby

We called in to check out a lead.

Cho

Yeah, Lisbon didn't know you were about to pull an idiotic stunt, sorry.

Jane

No hard feelings.

Ben

Someone's framing me.

Cho

Somebody framed you for shooting at us, Mr. Machado? Because from where I stood, sure looked like it.

Ben

That was a misunderstanding. I didn't know who you guys were. I was defending myself.

Cho

Really? From whom?

Ben

From someone trying to kill me. Just like they killed Rich and tried to kill Trey.

Cho

And why would you be next on someone's "To Burn"-list?