I look around, I don't see anyone here who could torture a man to death with pliers and a lit cigar.
Picture them naked and ravenously hungry.
Ew!
“Ladies in Red” · Season 1, Episode 4
In this episode: Patrick Jane (6), Wayne Rigsby (4), Teresa Lisbon (3), Kimball Cho (1), Grace van Pelt (1), Minelli (1)
What were you thinking? Leaving this man alone at an event like that?
No excuses, I mistakenly treated him like a responsible adult.
[Talking about seduction]
Okay, I'll bite. What's the basic principle?
Cost you a dollar.
For what?
So you'll pay attention.
[Rigsby gives Jane a dollar]
Love and affection.
What?
Love and affection.
Give me my dollar back.
When you're seducing someone, what are you offering them? Love and affection. Who doesn't want love and affection. It's simple.
Seriously, give me my dollar back.
Seduction's not my strong point.
Seduction's easy once you know the basic principles. There's nothing to it.
Oh, really? Well, I don't see a crowd of women following you around.
Why would I want a crowd of women following me around?
[Talking about Jennifer Sands]
You're not soft on her, are you?
No...maybe a little. We need to talk to the lawyer--
Bennett. We need to talk to him. You need to stay well away. Did you say maybe a little?
She's a gorgeous grieving widow. Of course maybe a little. [Lisbon stares at him] Don't worry, it's not gonna affect my work. I'm a law-enforcement professional. Jeez.
[Talking about Grace]
I sent out the vibes. I got nothing back, okay? So I'm leaving her alone.
Vibes. Really? Vibes?
That's where he stares at the back of her neck for several hours. Women love that.
Oh, shut up, Cho!
You gotta go get her, man. You gotta seduce her.
[Investigating the crime scene]
[talking about Jason Sands] He's still here.
DCDet. Carla Mulvey
Not unless he's invisible. He's not, Agent Jane.
He's not an agent. He's a consultant.
No badge. No gun. [Whispering] They don't even give me dental.
DCDet. Carla Mulvey
Oh, yeah. You're the one they were telling me about, the psychic. Sorry, Gandalf. In our own bumbling way, we did look around pretty good. He's not here.
[Jane sits to join interview of Jason Sands's mistress]
AJAdrianna Jonovich
Ah, the handsome one.
[Jane smiles and nods]
AJAdrianna Jonovich
Gay, yes?
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