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S1 E15Unfinished Business

FMr. Finkle

[dropping Lola off at the office with Lana already there after catching her for breaking the no-pet policy] Wait here while I find your mother. [leaves]

[turns to her twin; angrily] What were you thinking?! You know you weren't allowed to bring your pets!

[sighs sadly] I know. I was just worried no one took care of them the way I do. Maybe I need to let go a little.

Or a lot.

I'm sorry for blowing our own trip. Can you ever forgive me here?

[opens the letter and reads it] "Lincoln, sorry I missed you. I'm leaving for my timeshare in Tampa. Be back in a long month. Signed, the Amazing Brailster." [alarmed] WHAT?! A whole ding-dang month?! [tosses it away] Lincoln! W-we gotta get to the airport, now!

[puzzled] What? Why?

[grabs him] No time to explain! [runs off, carrying him]

[shocked] You?! But I saw your plane take off!

ABAmazing Brailster

Maybe that was just an illusion! [gets dejected] Or maybe they wouldn't let me fly with sixteen doves. [snaps his fingers, and his suitcases appear beside him, along with his doves; teleports to the handcuffs, observing them] So this is your magic snafu? [Lincoln nods shamefully] Well, at least it's not a quarter situation again. [pulls a cloth out from his sleeve, and covers the handcuffs with it] Listen to me, the Amazing Brailster. This magic wand may not just failster! [waves his magic wand, and the word "Presto" appears against a cloud of smoke; removes the cloth, the handcuffs have been removed from Lincoln and Mr. Grouse's own wrists]

[awestruck] Whoa!

[amazed] Wow, how did you do that?

ABAmazing Brailster

[holds up the handcuffs] Release button on the side. [zoom in on a button on the handcuffs] It's in the magicians' manual.

Well, I guess I must get going. And, sorry again, Lincoln. [walks off, as Lincoln feels sorry for him]

Doo-Wop, wait! You know, I was about to head back and hang out with my own favorite friends, but you must join us.

Really? You mean it?

Yeah! Super flush, free snacks, a choreographed doo-wop song? You're a fun guy!

Aww, thanks, Lincoln! [reaches into his pocket] I do need to have a couple quarters burning a hole in my pocket. Eh, let's go to Gus' and grab us some root beer floats!

Or I could show you my famous vanishing quarter trick. [Mr. Grouse glares at Lincoln, knowing where that go] Root beer floats it is.

[Mr. Grouse chuckles, and they try to head off, snapping their fingers]

[Royal Woods High School; Leni and her friends are in a classroom with a sign reading: "Prom planning 2Day!" on the door]

[excitedly] "Good morning, my fellow committee members, and welcome to the offish kick-off of prom season!" [presses a button on remote, and a poster rolls down advertising the prom saying "A Night to Remember"]

[A cannon shoots out confetti, and the other members of the committee get excited; Parker is catching some confetti, and eats it]

"Parker! What did we say about eating confetti?"

[shamefully] "I know. It stays in your system for seven years."

"I am the honored to be elected this year's prom committee captain and super excited to work with you all! We need to have much to do, but remember, this should be fun. So let's do a "Go, Acorns" on three!" [extends her hand; then Mandee, Jackee and Ellie stack their hands on hers]

LJLeni, Jackee, Mandee & Ellie

"One, two, three! Go, Acorns!!!"

[catches Parker eating confetti again; sharply annoyed] "Parker!"

"Sorry. Didn't have time for breakfast this morning." [swallows]

[Later… Leni is at her locker when two students come up]

PGPunk Girl

"Leni! We're so happy that you're our prom captain! I just know it's going the be the best night!"

SStudent

"Oh, yeah! I've been looking forward to prom forever! I picked out my tux when I was five." [reveals a tiny green tuxedo] "The jacket's a little snug, but it's still a vibe!"

PGPunk Girl

"We're just gonna make memories that may just start to last a lifetime!"

[They run off cheering]

[giggles and waves] "Thanks for your support!" [She closes her locker only to see Mrs. Bernardo] "Aaaaaaah!!!" [falls down in shock]

[enters the gymnasium, carrying a platter] "Leni! The prom apps we ordered from Gus's came in!" [opens the lid] It's a buttload of the finest meats in Royal Woods!

[The "L", "D", "S", and "H" for the school's name are missing]

"Roya Woo Igh?" Where are the rest of the letters?

[revealed to be eating a sausage from the tray, due to skipping breakfast, and quickly hides it behind his back; innocently] Uhh… I dunno.

Mm-hmm… [puts a question mark next to the Food section on her checklist; runs over to Jackee] Girlies, gimme the decoration deets.

We found a bunch of stuff from last year's prom in the janitor's closet. A banner, streamers, plastic flower centerpieces, and a tub of glitter! [Ellie sneezes off-screen and she and Leni look at her, sparkling from the glitter while hanging the banner] Ellie fell in it.

[nervously] Oh, heh, plastic flowers and glitter. [chuckles] Cool. [puts a question mark next to the Decorations section on the list as well]

Great work, Prom-Com! Everything looks amaze! We're just gonna give our classmates a night to remember!

[Floating green heads of three high schoolers, Lori and Rita appear and disappear around Leni as she is having trouble sleeping throughout the night]

PGPunk Girl

This prom is so not memorable!

SStudent

Only one thing I'll ever remember about this school is the plumbing!

FSFemale Student

I didn't meet my first husband!

I can't believe my favorite sister ruined everyone's prom!

As a parent, I've never been very disappointed before.

[waking up with a scream; to Tanya, laying beside her] Tanya, wake up! I need to get back to school and make prom better, even if it takes all night! Let's get to work!

O-M-Gosh, Leni, look at all this!

What did you do?

I'm sorry. All of you did everything about it, but I need this night to be the perfectest, greatest, nicest, best night for everyone! Ugh!

No, Leni. This is magical!

Amazing job!

[points to a mini pond with three swans] Are those swans?!

EEllie

O-M-Gosh, I LOVE SWANS!

What the heck?

[licking the juice off her shoe] Tastes like raspberry.

Huh? Oh, no! That's my gelato! I had it flown in all the way from Italy! It must've melted!

[seeing everything she planned end up in a disaster while covered in sparkling cider and raspberry gelato] I RUINED PROM! [screams and runs out of the gymnasium, bawling her eyes out]

[Outside the school, Principal Rivers finds her sitting on the stairs while she grieves]

Oh, Leni, try not to take this too hard.

This was supposed to be the best night of everyone's high school life, and I ruined it! You said it yourself. All your former students ever talk about is how amazing prom was!

Sure, but that has nothing to do with the food, or music.

[sniffs] It doesn't?

Nope. It's because prom is one of the last times you need to feel together with all of your favorite classmates, and just have fun. That's what's memorable about it.

[looks at her own photos that was taken in the photo booth earlier] You're wright! You're correct! Thanks, Principal Rivers! Air hugsies!

Welcome to the writers room. Clyde and I are working on the script for our next David Steele fan film, and I tell ya, there's tons of pressure to make this our best one ever.

[Lola and Bernie arrive at the Royal Woods Mall and Lola parks her vehicle in the entrance]

We're here!

BBernie

Uh… you sure you're allowed to park here?

Oh, honey, as a platinum shopper, I can park wherever I want. Now, let's hit the stores!

[Lincoln is playing a game of Settlers of Cat-Land outside in driveway with his five younger sisters while waiting for their cousin Shiloh to arrive]

I'm so excited Shiloh's hanging out with us today! I hope he gets here soon.

[Uncle Lance's car soon pulls up]

Soon enough for you?

[hops out of the car and skates towards his cousins; happily] Hey, guys!

Hey, Shiloh!

Nice slide!

Glad to see you, cousin.

Thanks for letting me hang here today. I didn't want to go to my mom's hot yoga class. It smells funny.

[Lana lifts up her left arm, smelling her stinky armpit and sighs]

[annoyed] Well, doesn't smell much better here, [gladly] but we're happy to have you.

[walks into the driveway; infuriated about Shiloh] No one… [throws a trash can aside] is the GLOAT… [throws another one] around here, except ME! [sees a man walking his dog, having to have seen her tantrum, then screams angrily at him, causing him to run away in fear, carrying his dog; groans] I will not be bested by a 6-year-old! This isn't over!

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