Hey, Speedy, Porky finally got a girlfriend.
Ooh, good for you, Pinky. I thought you were gonna be one of those "always-leaves-alone" guys, who just gets more and more desperate until he alienates the few friends that he has, and then he's just alone. So, what a relief for you. Now when can we meet this new girlfriend?
Ugh. I don't have a girlfriend.
Well, stay in the game, pinky. But, maybe you should think about growing a beard. You got so much…face.
That was your exciting news, because you don't have a girlfriend?
No. I got us playoff tickets.
What? How did you get tickets? They've been sold out for weeks!
My uncle works at the league office.
Porky, I can't believe we're going to the playoffs!
I'm picking up the tickets this afternoon.
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